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nunyabizni:

drdrunkpigeon-phd:

hustlerose:

snuv:

take a sip sweetie

Hhhhhhh so I posted this on reddit r/crappydesign and yeah as it turns out it’s just a normal fucking drink fuck you guys

Yeah, google is your friend and the internet lies daily are statements that are both true

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imfemalewarrior:

phoenixonwheels:

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

goldenjedi:

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it’ll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn’t make fun of them.

kaijuno:

you’re on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

queerforscience:

Wait no this was a joke

the-killswitch:

Actually its a juice

thelustiestargonianmaid:

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called “what will your meds do ;)”

They give activated charcoal to people dying from drug overdoses or too much alcohol for all the reasons above. 

Your entire body, every cell of it, detoxes by virtue of being alive. If you are not detoxing you require immediate and continued medical intervention/attention/care. Anything that touts its ‘detoxing’ properties is a scam to get your money and is often just a laxative or diuretic and should not be taken continuously unless you are instructed to by your doctor. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

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truelunarblue-deactivated202006:

thirteeneighteenfive:

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vampiresarmand:

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

Me logging on to make bad posts

See this is why I like and respect Bill Skarsgard. He’s playing a scary character, but as soon as the cameras stop rolling he’s all friendly and encouraging with his child costars. There’s no bullshit “method acting” where he just keeps acting like a creep to “stay in character”. He’s an actor. He gets into and out of his role as needed, because that’s what an actor is supposed to do. And he’s getting all the kids psyched up in a fun and encouraging way. That fuckhead Jared Leto could learn a thing or two about playing a scary clown.

Let’s all boycott Jared Leto

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oh-so-negro:

That smile at the end? Priceless…

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owlpellet:

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

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dogrocks:

dogrocks:

watching supernanny is so surreal because it’s like my cat from hell where 99.9% of the time it’s always the parents fucking up and never the kids as they’re just abiding by how they’ve been raised

parents: my children are spawns of satan, every day i wake up to them screaming and running around the home where they’re always knocking shit over and causing a mess. they are so rude and they never calm down and we’re on our last legs because we want a divorce because of them

supernanny: do they have any toys?

parents: do they have any what

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box-kun2056:

okami-no-mure:

slytherkings:

slytherkings:

✓ yes I hallucinate

✓ yes I have delusions

✓ yes I’m psychotic

✗ no this doesn’t make me “scary”

✗ no this doesn’t make me “dangerous”

✗ no this doesn’t mean I’m gonna hurt you

it’s time we stop acting like psychosis is so scary and psychotic people are evil. we’re more likely to be victims than to victimize.

non-psychotics are encouraged to reblog this btw

Nonpsychotic reblogging to support.

I support

I support

Originally posted by laborpains

I support ❤️

My friend has hallucinations but that doesn’t make him dangerous. He’s never hurt me or any of our friend group and I know that he won’t because he’s a good person

I hallucinate and I have delusions. I have psychosis. When I hallucinate or when Im delusional Im scared and confused, or even terrified and crying. But it doesnt make me dangerous, evil, or scary. The only scary stuff from this is that sometimes Ill scream and cry so much from the hallucinations (if they are really super bad) that youll be scared Ill hurt myself accidently. But guess what, that doesnt mean Im dangerous or evil, or that Ill hurt you. It just means that in those situations Im extremely scared and vulnerable person.

I support you, you wonderful humans.

As someone who has schizophrenia and deals with psychotic symptoms, we’re not dangerous. Most of the time, the hallucinations are just overwhelming and cause me to panic. If you think people who suffer from psychosis are “dangerous” unfollow me right now because I don’t want you following me.